ARGO is one of the year’s best. Period.
If you told me a decade ago that Ben Affleck would become of one of my favorite directors, I’d probably die from the aneurysm caused by an epileptic seizure of laughter.
SINISTER will add gasoline to the fire of your nightmares
Hey little girl, where did you get that paint? How did you make the Sinisterly face? Why are you looking at me with pure evil in your heart?
Batman Ascends in THE DARK KNIGHT RISES
There are few experiences that can leave one emotionally drained and satisfied, like having sex while you and your partner are on fire. For everyone else, there’s Batman.
PROMETHEUS Brings the Fire Back to Sci-Fi Horror
If we get an “invitation” from aliens, let’s treat it exactly like a Facebook invite from someone you barely know and ignore that shit…and remember to defriend them.
Anonymous asked: what are the three worst american movies of all time?
The three worst American films I have ever seen:
1) The Last Airbender - Never before have I been driven to such a frothing, homicidal rage that I needed to be committed to a straight jacket and mask - Hannibal Lecter style
2) Disaster Movie - Aaron Friedberg and Jason Seltzer have earned themselves a special place in hell for their so called “comedies” which are nothing more than a collection of shitty pop culture references. Of all their spats of diarrhea, this one is the worst of them all. Yes, worse than Vampires Suck or Meet the Spartans
3) After Last Season - some people refuse to call this a movie. It was released in 4 theaters, so it counts. The film was so atrocious that people actually thought it was some sort of gag. It’s no joke. This film defies reason. It involves a group of scientists trying to capture thoughts in the brain to predict the future using a machine, but it turns out one of the scientists can predict the future without the machine, and there’s a murder…and…something, something, doop doop doop.
GAH! Sorry, trying to recount this film puts me into some insane trance where I lose all conscious and wake up with blood all over my shirt. This film is a lobotomy to the brain. It’s out there, somewhere in the world. Though I don’t know many download sites that would carry this…this…thing.
Anonymous asked: your review sounds really dumb.
Holy shit, you can listen to the sound of my voice over the Internet by reading my words? That’s incredible! I always knew I had this power…
